Going Nowhere

Ever walked into a room and forgotten why you went there? Sure, who hasn't? I've done that so many times, it was getting a little boring, so I needed to kick it up a notch. I was driving in my car (without a GPS) not too far from my house, headed for....well, somewhere I'm sure.....maybe I wanted to make my day a little more exciting by surprising myself with a mystery destination. But, for whatever reason (hormones!) I totally blanked on where I was headed. Being the calm, level-headed woman that I am (this is extremely hilarious if you know me) I didn't panic. I pulled over just in case I was having a stroke, although I was pretty sure if I could still drive, I wasn't. I'd already taken the online test for early Alzheimer's so I knew it wasn't that. Just as I was starting to think about aneurysms, like an epiphany from the heavens, I knew I was going to the library! As I drove to the library, I thought about how I could be better prepared for this in the future, because I knew with amazing, albeit brief clarity that this would not be an isolated hormonal incident. First, get a GPS and plug in my destination before I leave the safety of my home. Second, create an APP, maybe call it: "Where am I going?" ...if someone hasn't already and make lots of money because with the aging population this could become an epidemic!